COLLIN IS SO CUTE!!

COLLIN TOLD ME THAT I AM THE GREATEST DOCTOR AND I AM REALLY GOOD AT PUTTING LAUNDRY IN THE WASHER!!

CALEY HAS LEARNED HOW TO PLAY PEEK-A-BOO

AREN'T THEY SO CUTE

BLOGGING

I AM GOING TO TRY TO BLOG BETTER FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND MAYBE EVEN MY KIDS I WILL TRY TO WRITE ALL THE FUNNIEST THINGS FOR YOU ALL TO LAUGH AND TO HELP ME REMEMBER AND POSSIBLY MAKE SUE CRY (SORRY)!!
I TELL COLLIN EVERY DAY THAT HE IS GETTING TO BE A BIG BOY AND HE IS GROWING UP SO FAST SO ONE MORNING COLLIN LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "DON'T WORRY MOMMY I AM GOING TO GROW DOWN"...
I ALSO KNOW THAT SWEARING IS NOT A PROBLEM IN MY HOUSE SO I WAS NOT SURPRISED WHEN MY FATHER CAME HOME AFTER BRINGING COLLIN TO PRE-SCHOOL AND TOLD ME THIS STORY---
HE SAID THAT THEY WERE DRIVING HOME FROM SCHOOL AND COLLIN WAS TALKING TO SOMEBODY IN THE BACK SEAT (NOBODY ELSE WAS IN THE CAR) WHEN MY DAD HEARD HIM SAY "DUDE, ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME" AND WHEN MY FATHER WAS TELLING ME THIS IMPLYING THAT HE HEARD THIS KIND OF LANGUAGE FROM JIM I QUICKLY SAID THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE HE WOULD HERE SOMETHING LIKE THIS BECAUSE JIM NEVER SAYS DUDE...
IT IS FUNNY HOW WE GET TO SEE ALL OUR FLAWS ONCE WE HAVE KIDS.
CALEY REALLY ISN'T DOING TO MANY THINGS YET SO SHE IS HARD TO WRIT ABOUT SORRY SHORT STORIES ON HER TO BE CONTINUED....
COLLIN AND I WERE DRIVING IN THE CAR WHEN HE YELLED OUT "YOU STUPID DRIVER" AND I TOLD HIM HE CAN NOT SAY STUPID BECAUSE IT IS A BAD WORD AND THAT HE WAS GOING TO GET HOT SAUCE IN HIS MOUTH AND HE SAID "NO, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY WITH YOU" SO I SAID IT WAS IN MY POCKET AND HE ASKED TO SEE IT SO I QUICKLY SAID THAT HE WAS RIGHT BUT WHEN WE GOT HOME HE WAS GOING TO GET IT AND HE SHOUTED WITH GREAT CONVICTION "THEN YOU'RE A LIAR!" (MAKES YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS DON'T IT)
COLLIN ONE DAY TELLS MY FRIEND ROXY THAT CALEY WAS A PAIN IN HIS NUTS AND WHEN I SAID THAT WE DON'T SAY THAT BECAUSE NUTS IS A UGLY WORD HE ASKED "WHY NOT? SQUIRRELS EAT NUTS" AS I REMEMBER THESE MEMORIES I WILL WRITE THEM BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SO PROUD TO RAISE SUCH GREAT KIDS...HAHAHA

CALEY IS GETTING QUITE THE PERSONALITY

SHE IS GROWING UP QUICK HER FAVORITE WORD IS COLLIN. WE CALL HER ORPHAN ANNIE AS YOU CAN SEE SHE ALWAYS LOOKS HOMELESS BUT SHE IS CUTE SO WE WILL KEEP HER AROUND.

COLLINS HAIRCUT

COLLIN FINALLY GOT A HAIRCUT. I KNOW SOME OF YOU NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN AND IT PROBABLY WOULD NOT HAVE IF IT WASN'T FOR ROXY SO EVERYONE THANK HER...I AM FINALLY GETTING USED TO IT AND COLLIN SAYS HE NEVER WANTS IT LONG AGAIN I WILL PROBABLY CRY FOR AWHILE BUT THE MULLET PHASE IS OFFICIALLY GONE......